sábado, 29 de agosto de 2009

Orgasm Torture In Satan's Rape Clinic

I am not a fan of William Hellfire, Factory 2000, Seduction Cinema, etc. Specializing mostly on softcore porn parodies, with the occasional original production once in a while, these movies are mostly a chore to watch. Beautiful women are just not enough, and since the departure of Erin Brown aka Misty Mundae from this genre, it’s been in a serious decline. Ruby LaRocca, one of the veterans, has kept herself busy. She’s actually a very good actress and very beautiful, but this one is not a good example, and I blame that on the director. Hellfire has made such inept exercises of banality such as Vampire Strangler, Duck The Carbine High Massacre, and Lust From The Mummy’s Tomb, and this is no different.
After a boring and unnecessary murder of a naked chick (with a dude wearing what looks like a Papo Swing mask), Ruby LaRocca goes to a rape clinic to recuperate from an attack. But it’s so happens that it’s literally a rape clinic, and Ruby is forced into rape and sex by the doctor and her nurse (played by Darian Caine). There’s a lot of sex and nudity in the film, and Ruby looks great naked, but it does get tedious after a while, especially since it’s softcore. It’s hard softcore, since it does look like she’s receiving penetration, but none of it is seen onscreen, and there’s just so much offscreen sex you can see before you start falling asleep. Darian Caine doesn’t help matters either. She’s very beautiful and I’m sure she’s a great person (based on behind-the-scenes stuff I’ve seen with her), but the woman can’t act to save her life and it hurts my gums to see her act. This movie is pure amateur hour at winn-dixie, with no interest in creating suspense or terror, and more interested in the softcore sex. Sex is fine, but if you want to make something that’s billed as “disturbing” and “horrific”, there’s more to explore.
I say skip this. If you want to watch good softcore films from the same type of cast & crew (and philosophy), I recommend you check the films of Tony Marsiglia, the only director in the whole Seduction Cinema club who seems to give a shit about making movies, with great stuff such as Chantal, Sinful and Suzie Heartless.

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